HEY GUYS. I'm back home in australia, or rather i HAVE been home since the 6th of Jan, i just had to play up my absence so i could surprise all of my retarded friends on Australia Day. It all went over great, and if we're friends on facebook you can check out the photos and videos of my grand entrance, and my almost immediate and ultimate demise.

Check it out, be my friend, and SHUT UP!
And in case you're not following me on the twitter machine you can do that too HERE. And check out all the people i follow too. Probably the only people worth following.

SUPERTRON is going up every wednesday. So put that shit into your ipoo's and your doo dads and your whateveratron's and get readin. The second season is coming to a rapid close, and even though i have the ideas and the words and the plan for a third season, we'll all just have to see if the zuda gods grant me one. Anyone out there who owns a webcomic and does a rad job of promoting it, be a pal/doll and educate me, cause my readership sucks haha.

And finally, my bestest buddy in the whole of North America is having an awesome ORIGINAL ART SALE! And for $10 a pop (plus shipping), they're absolute bargains. BARGAINS, MATE!! He's even got a made to order Skateboard deck deal going, and if no one buys that shit in a week, i think i may have to.

CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE.

And that's all for now. I got a final issue of Kill Audio to finish.

What's everyone doin this weekend?

xoxo

HAHA ALOT, I hope everyone had a good chrissy and new years, and I hope all your January's have gotten 2010 off to a good effin start. I know mine has!

- Kill Audio is wrapping up in a couple of weeks, featuring an EPIC Hot Topic Variant by none other than ROCKSTAR creator This series has been a load of fun to work on, and i can only hope it continues at some point after it's 6 issue slam.
- SUPERTRON hit the 100 page milestone, and then went dead in the water over some censorship issues. But the pink chubby brobot we all love will be back on the wednesday 27th with page 101, and some old friends. Thanks to everyone who has been so kind to check it out so far. With enough attention, it might see print some day!
- Niki and I moved back to Puerto Rico for december and the holidays, and it's been awesome. Although i do miss all the crew in NY, it's good to be around the family for a little. I stress the word "little", haha.
- And speaking of my lovely, celebrated her 25th birthday today, so give a hoorah for her, dammit!
- I RETURN TO AUSTRALIA SOON. FUCKIN OATH I CANNOT WAIT.
- My original SUPERTRON pages went up for sale over HERE. If you got some expendable dollars, make my agent rich, buy some shit!

And lastly, my very good friend, AND YOURS is competing in this months Zuda competition. In the past, I would normally post the numerous entries i like, but this month, simply put there aren't any.

Mr.Edwards story PAHNTOM SWORD is a testament to engaging, fun, and skillfully paced story telling. Nick has yet to draw a comic that doesn't make me laugh, and of course personal taste will be the decider, i implore you to head on over to PAHNTOM SWORD and show your support. STAR, FAVOURITE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY VOTE FOR THIS SHIT, and score another one for genuine talent as opposed to mediocre mass appeal.

Thanks guys! Now enough about me, what's everyone else been up to?

HOLY HELL WHAT A MONTH IT HAS BEEN!! But lest i prattle on with shit no one cares about, HERE COME THE BULLET POINTS OF SEPTOBER!!

- Moved to NewYork!
- Hung out with and
- Did a KILL AUDIO signing at Jim Hanley's Universe in NYC.
- Brought SUPERTRON up to page 96 (ONLY 24 TO GO!)
- Got in a fight with a taxi driver.
- KILL AUDIO #1 was released AND SOLD OUT IN JUST A WEEK!! THANKS GUYS!!
- Headed down to BalitmoreComicCon to lose an award and meet some rad comic people.
- Got some serious comic tutoring from a highly undeserved mentor Mr.Richard Starkings. Now i wanna draw Elephantmen.
- Worked on KILL AUDIO #4 and finally FINISHED THE BASTARD only a month over deadline o_o
- Added my first 10 drinks to my PonyBar list and met a bunch of rad DC dudes and dudettes.
- Finished my GOOD project for Mr.West. Thank fucking christ already.

And it's not over yet. Tomorrow is Halloween eve and i'm going to see dethklok (EEEEEEE) and then saturday holds more good times. The girl and I are having such a good time in NYC that we've decided to extend our stay until the end of November. This place is fuckin awesome.

And October wasn't just huge for me, but my alot of my buddies are rockin the comics boat as well.

- and his partner in Crime Mr.Tony Trovarello released their lesbian vampire epic on zuda this month, THE LA MORTE SISTERS. The first 8 pages alone will suck you right in.
- Steve Ellis and David Gallaher's HIGH MOON takes out the well deserved Harvey award for BEST ONLINE COMICS WORK! Our friendly zuda family at the ceremony even made Scott Kurtz eat his own words and praise zuda for bringing a bunch of rad people together. But point in case, The boys worked hard for their win, and well effin done.
- Andre's art on the newest issue of Elephantmen. It's a brilliant interpretation of this awesome universe, and a very good example of the illustrative powerhouse that is Andre. More info HERE.
- Brandon's King City #3 is out and is one of my favourite's because it's got the hottest KC character in it. Not to mention a delicious rendition on the cover by the bride of brandon. Go pick it up. And on that note...
- Marian Churchland's BEAST has been unleashed on us all. Are we ready? I dont think so. Check out the mad fucking write up she got and then buy her damn book.
- and had a HUGE comic stomp in the JLA 80 page giant book. Old money and new money join forces to give fat nerd man babies the giggles.
- James Stokoe's ORC STAIN was ANALyzed and announced for a January release. Check out some preview pages and the full write up HERE. Then clean yourself off, spark up a cigarette, and enjoy the afterglow.
- did a KICK ASS KILL AUDIO variant exclusive to hot topic. Check it out boys and girls.
- And finally, my trooper buddy got dicked on a zuda round, here, but go give him your praises, because it's the best entry this month in my opinion.

Man...if any of my friends get any more successful, i'm not gonna get any fucking work done. You know how long that shit took to write??? jesus. I don't even like half of them.

25 today. Yep it's true. So Since none of you TIGHTARSES got me any presents then i have a small favour to ask.

I have 2 picks for this month's ZUDA, so i want you to go read them, go register and go vote for the one you prefer more. I haven't read rank 2 or 3, but they look pretty gay. haha.

Adam's "GOLDILOCK" is like 2001:Space Odyssey without the 4 hours of silent floating objects. An awesome exercise in world building. Go read it HERE.

And Pablo's fantasy fight comic "ZAMIR" makes me think of Faxanadu on the NES. Gritty, knifey and bloody awesome. Check it out HERE.


Now do that for me, and your guilt will be relieved. I'm gonna go get a massage, drink coronas, and draw some comics. Why? Because i'm the birthday boy.

xoxo
- Mr.Sheldon

Whattup everybody! This is GROWNUP Sheldon who woke up at 5 AM like a BIG BOY to do ALL OF HIS OVERDUE WORK and make ALL HIS EDITORS HAPPY but instead he's DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET and WRITING DA JOURNALS.

Hahahaha, whatever, it's been a few weeks and I figured i'd check with what everyone else is up to. I'll give you all the minutes on my past month:

- Left Chicago. I miss everyone there alot knowing i won't see them all for another year at least. But it was a rad time, with rad people, and i know next year is going to be even better.
- I did a piece for the Claudio Sanchez KillAudio signing in Puyallup, WA at Comic Evolution. I should put it up here, but you should check out the stores site HERE and sift through some of the signing shots in the photos section. They had a few hundred kids run through that store. It was insane. The owner Chuck Messinger sounds like a diamond bloke.
- Moved to Puerto Rico, and staying at the girl's parents house. THIS is the reason there's no Livestream this month because the internet is powered by a single donkey (or "burro" so i'm told) pushing a spoke on a big wooden wheel connected to a transmitter. BUT...
- NEW YORK OCT 1ST HERE WE COME!!! Niki and I are going to be in Williamsburg NY, catching up with people and playing host to my sister who is coming out from Australia to do some travelling. Depending on how fast the wifi is there, i'm sure we can hit up some livestream fun and you can watch me colour the porno comic pages, which i should say is titled "BLAZING FANTASY" haha. cheesy as hell i know, but i love it. But if you're so desperate to hear me talk to myself and colour at speeds of 1 panel per 2 effing hours, just go to my Livestream channel and hit the "ON DEMAND" button to see the first episode.
- I got roped into a job of an extremely high caliber that you won't be able to look at until someone goes on a tour or something. "imma let you finish" indeed.
- I (we) FINISHED KILLAUDIO ISSUE #3!!!! It's done!! what a BALLBUSTER. But now my lovely spooge sponge Is assisting me on inks and colours, everything will run much smoother. I had some help from ...but we won't go there. hahaha.
- And finally, SUPERTRON continues as always. I started writing Chapter 5 today, and i am EXCITED. Joey and Minitron reach the end of the tracks, and characters old and new are introduced. I cant wait to get started on it.

Other then that, it's work work work wank sleep work work.

How you been?

xoxox
- (that's) Mr.Sheldon (to you)